why i love my friends

the scene: fez under time cafe
the time: tuesday night around 10 pm
the players: hf, maryam (m), birga (b), friendly bartender (fb)

m: i hate my job, i just want a new one

fb: why do you hate your job so much? what do you do?

m: i work at a place where they sell $400 face cream.

fb: $400 for face cream? is it a lot of face cream?

m: it's a little tube about this big [makes hand gesture]

fb: what sort of endangered species do they put in it to make it cost $400?

m: babies.